Greg is going to own the libs
He’s been preparing for it
Oh wait til they see
All of those carefully photoshopped memes
He’s still in his teens

He understands his place
On top of the list of all of the races
Greg is going to change it all
But not before he huffs on the knickers he stole
What a shame
What a shame
What a shame

Lately he’s tried to work out
But the guys at the gym
Well they laughed at his tattoos
The symbol was backwards
He never knew
He says oh they’ll pay
To his Warcraft pals
Lately they’ve all been in touch a lot less than before
Greg shuts the door
Unzips his fly
imagines life

And you heil like you mean it
But only coz you hope the girls on Twitter see it
What good is the future if you don’t get to breed it
We know what you are
And you know all the theory
Talk about it til your whole family's weary
And the energy drinks help you think more clearly
We know what you are

Greg has found some brand new friends
And they know what’s up
See there’s Satan
The pizza place basements
The dude who launched zune is committing grand treason
It all stands to reason
And the girls don’t fuckin want him
He read the game and they don’t fuckin want him
Always the same and they don’t fuckin want him
All he’s saying is he fuckin warned em

And you bought the hentai pillow
The cam girls say they’ll call but they never will though
You’ve been taking all the supplements and getting ill though
We know what you are

And you heard Jordan’s lecture
Look out for the feminists they’re gonna getcha
You’re a comedy foil for a hat and I betcha yeah
We know what you are

You’re no chosen one
You are not anointed
You talk the talk online
But your family's disappointed
This is no crusade
There is no fucking mission
You dream of days of praise
But you’ve barely earned derision

No don’t
Put up just shut up